Captain Kangaroo with guest Joan Rivers (1978)
"A jocose I admire very much, Joan Rivers, did one of my pieces on The Tonight Show nothing but recently. I couldn't believe it, because it was a bit I'd against regularly for years. I said, 'When my watch over was pregnant with me, she carried me very low. In fact, for the last few weeks my feet were sticking out.' And my get-up, which Joan also used, was, 'However, she did tell me it came in helpful on stairs.' Theft is one of the risks you run when you buy cloth, and I'll bet Joan bought that joke . . . Now that I've said this in custom, I guess I'll find out." - George Carlin, 1982
Source: Classic Television Showbiz
